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Pumpernickel.

If you’re driving an Excursion, Expedition, Explorer, Exterminator, Executioner, Hummer, H2, H22, or a Mercedes BenzMW Maybach Testarosa Model T and/or your parent or legal guardian is the emperor/ruler/president/prime minister of a mid to large sized wealthy country, corporation, or conglomerate, do not ask me for $5 to get a ham and cheese sandwich on pumpernickel from the 7-11. I will headbutt you in the heart. You are rich. Act like it.