Quarterly Hate List – Q1 2013
This is a month late, but no one cares anyway. Here’s the Q1 Hate List. As of 1:50 PM PST on April 30, 2013, I hate the following things the most:
1. Kobe (not the beef)
2. Ray J aka Brandy’s little brother
3. Dogs (the ones who try to bite, aka most of them)
4. nepotism/undeserved accolades
5. the word “awesome”
6. Nick Cannon
7. arrogance
8. loud people
9. discriminatory -isms (racism, sexism, etc.)
10. LAPD
11. All things of, relating to, about, or characterized by Taylor Swift
12. people who only talk about one thing and then get mad when you don’t want to talk about it
13. blind followers/sheep
14. simpleton hip hop/rap
15. oppressive heat and sunshine
16. reality TV
17. cabbies
18. those cymbals you hear in any trailer of a movie that John Williams scored
19. watermelon
20. walking through fart clouds
21. walking through spider webs
22. walking
23. those who post every second of their lives on Facebook
24. those who enable the people from #23
25. pistachio nuts