My DNA and Suicidal Sirens

Same shit, different day. Better than saying, “different shit, same day.” That would mean that you shit your pants twice today.

https://arkencounter.com/
Huge life-sized ark built in Kentucky. Theme park.
One of the job listings is shuttle driver. Isn’t that what Noah does?
Another job listing is Food & Beverage Team Lead. If that were me, I’d be in close communications with the Zoo Team so that we could fry up some of those animals after work.

When an adult gets abducted, why is it still called kidnapping?

Saw a man with a box of doughnuts walk into a doughnut shop. Almost always, you see a person with doughnuts walking AWAY from a shop. I imagine he told the clerk, “Say, man. These doughnuts are defective. They do not possess the proper amount of industry-standard glaze.”

Every day, we go in and out of Starbucks, fueling our national obsession with coffee beans and caffeine, and we’ve failed to notice the cry for help just above our heads, and even on our cups. I’m talking about mermaid (also known as a siren) suicide and mermaid self-mutilation. The Starbucks logo looks like a mermaid who’s pulling at both ends of her tail and trying to split herself in half.  See what I mean?

Ironic how when we go to the post office to mail boxes, it’s because they’re too big for our mailboxes.

I’ve clipped my fingernails at bus stops all over this town. My DNA is everywhere. If I happen to run into a clone of me in the future, I won’t be surprised.

If the letter W is called double-U, then shouldn’t the lowercase m be called double-n?  How about the number 8?  Looks like a double-3 to me.

I rather see homeless people in Beverly Hills than rich hipsters canvassing and casing out their next target of gentrification in Skid Row or any other poor neighborhood.

“Donuts” is not the correct spelling. It’s “doughnuts.” The “dough” in “doughnuts” is pronounced “doe”, as in John Doe. The “do” in “donuts” is pronounced “dew” as in Mountain Dew or doo-doo. When you write “donuts”, you’re actually saying “do nuts,” which makes you (sound) nuts. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts has it right. Dunkin’ Donuts has it wrong. Get with it, America.

Not sure why Trojan Condoms went with that name. The Trojan War is famous for a wooden horse that was cracked open to release several Greek soldiers in the middle of the night onto the unsuspecting city of Troy. That doesn’t sound like much protection to me, son.

The country has been on a downward spiral of intellectualism for a long time now. People these days take pride in being ignorant, stupid, and ill-informed. It’s reflected in our politics, entertainment, social media language, education rankings in the world, etc. And I’m not sure if there’s anything we can do about it.