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AD LIB RHAPSODY, or An Ode to the Present State of Radio-Friendly Hip Hop in the Central Part of North America, Part 2

AD LIB RHAPSODY
by OhSnapKracklePopPopPop
Produced by DJ Pickle Juice

[VERSE 1: HOT POCKET JACQUES]
Skrrrrrr! Skrrrr! Hold up! Bo!
Blaow! Blaow! Ooo wop! Yo!
Pow! Hey! Skrrrrtt! Bang! Go!
Rich! Kaka! Fo’ chains! Fa sho!
Rrrbbit! Moo! Cluck! Buck! Buck!
Shabba! Ranks! Tom! Hanks! Pop!
Crunk! Crack! Crank! Crock! Clock!
Trunk! Rack! Stank! Glock! Rock!
Huh? What? Bruh! Yugh! Aaaay!
Yeah! Naw! Chop! Fri! Daaay!
Hot! Dogs! Ham! Collard! Greens!
Guac! Cheese! Butter! Beans!
Click Clack! Woop Woop! Hiccup!
Pitty Pat! Kitty Kat! Stick-up!
Jabba! Mamba! Mamma! Swag!
Yabba! Dabba! Samba! Facts!

[VERSE 2: BOB]
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[VERSE 3: PANINI PO’BOY & SOX CHICKEN POX]
Rich Boy! Po’ Boy! Rich Boy! Po’ Boy!
Rich Boy! Po’ Boy! Rich Boy! Po’ Boy!
Manly! Manly! Manly! Manly!
Gucci! Gucci! Gucci! Gucci!
Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!
Tucci! Tucci! Tucci! Tucci!
We got the play so you fold!
We got to stay in top mode!
We got the way and the goal!
we got the weight and the gold!
We broke the clay and the mold!
We do not claim that we know!
We just get paid and then go!
We say do re me fa so la ti do!
Da da da da da da dodo!
Blah kup! Blah kup! Blah kup! Blah kup!
Ho! Whoa! Whoa! Ho! Hobo! JoJo!
Wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble!
Wobble wobble wobble wobble wobble!

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