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Archive for August 31, 2020

Categorically

Can’t wait for the pandemic to be over. It’ll be so good to breathe in people’s faces and touch people with dirty hands again.

I imagine being a black Republican is like being a solitary deer on a country road with a car barreling towards you; by the time you see the light, it’s already too late.

People tell me I sing like an angel. They don’t mention it’s the angel of death.

It’s been over 5 months now. If you still don’t know how to use Zoom by now, please walk into the sea.

The birthright of being young is poor judgment.

Some brushes are made with boar bristles. Pig hairs. Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin are actually on my chinny chin chin.

Activation Energy – the amount of energy it takes for you to get up and do a task. Whatever it takes for you to get out of bed, learn something new, exercise, whatever. I heard this term the other day and can’t get it out of my head.

The only time I hear the word “categorically” is when some man (or his lawyer) categorically disputes all of the sexual assault accusations made against him.

Did they ever looked for Carmen Sandiego in San Diego?