Mandatory Retail Work
Latrine is a fancy Frenchified name for a piss ditch.
I’m never getting my hair cut at a place that advertises “Family haircuts.”
Ever heard of the saying “cute as a button”? How is a button cute?
If there’s conditioning shampoo, isn’t only fair that there’s shampooing conditioner?
Heard on this reality show, a contestant say, “The hardest thing about snake hunting is finding them.” Hunting. Finding. Aren’t they the same…ah, nevermind.
If I were ruler of the world, I’d implement mandatory retail work for everyone. At least a year. The world would be a nicer place then.
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Tried to explain to someone that I picked up by a rideshare at A Street in Culver City. They kept asking what the name of the street was.
“What’s the name of the street?”
“A Street.”
“I know it’s a street, but what was the name of it?”
And so on and so on…
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If you say “parmesan” and “Papa John’s” the same way, we can’t talk to each other.
Super Bowl is not the same thing as Super Bowel.
Why is the viewing of a deceased person called a wake when that person ain’t awake?
I saw some signs marked “free” on various discarded items on the sidewalk. The “free” sign wasn’t needed.
Just saw a handwritten “homeowner loan” sign off the freeway. Why the fuck would I call that number?
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